Monday, May 30, 2016
Top Gear the new series....
Well I tried to watch it, honestly I did. After about three minutes of Chris Evans I'd started vomiting, by four and a half minutes my ears had started to bleed. Then when we got to about six minutes my spleen cuts it's way out and ran into the road and laid down waiting for a bus to run it over for mercy-full relief.
I turned the telly off at that point, I need the rest of my organs.
Sorry Chris your total shit, the "new" Top Gear is about as much fun as sticking your genitals in a bees nest and counting to five hundred very slowly.