Great meal.

 Went to Celtic manor near Newport today with my mother for a mothers day meal. What great service.
 Door man came out and helped us out of the car and into the hotel (perhaps helped by arriving in a chauffeur driven black brand new Audi A 6 with tinted windows)
 Food was amazing, ok it was £48 a head but worth every penny IMHO. Even the bung the doorman got on the way out.

Silly bugger time again!!!

 Yes it's the time of year we all play silly buggers putting our clocks forward. Twice a year this farce happens, yet theres no good reason for doing it at all.
 Introduced to help war production for WW1 it's been the habit to play twat of the week competition winner altering all our clocks, timers, watches and computers ever since.
 Some say it helped win WW1, others say that fucking war ended in 1918 and our government hasn't noticed that minor detail. Either way  IT'S A BLOODY SILLY IDEA. TIME TO STOP BUGGERING ABOUT!!!!

Gets off soapbox, takes a deep breath and calms down..... Time for a pint...