Tuesday, January 11, 2022

Who makes these films... And why?

 

 I was looking through a list of recent movie releases to see whats worth having a look at and I never cease to be amazed by some of the films out there.

 There was a film about four prostitutes who go to the party.   Why would anybody think thats going to be a blockbuster movie?

 Then theres the latest Amityville offer.  In this toxic acid rain from an explosion at the Amityville military base causes problems... WTF!   Amityville was a possesed house originally.  Time to let it go guys.

 Theres several offering with the same tired old h/shee was a CIA hit man/woman turned good but has to come out of retirement to save his/her family from drug dealers/terrorists etc etc.. Think of something new people, thats been done to death.

 Theres a few variations on the he/she is posessed by evil spirits and has to be saved..  Again done to death.

 Come on script writers, think of some new plots for heavens sake, recycling is good for the planet but boring for viewers...  If your stuck for ideas give me a bell, I've got a cracking plot for a movie about a serial killer thats an alien space bear with green fur from the planet Janguard four.  It's a belter!  Got laughs, love and it'll make you cry bit, like all the best movies.  I'm not even asking a lot for it, just this small island I've spotted........


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