Rubbish adverts and daft people...

 I've just seen an advert on telly, mans voice shouting "the carpet washer everybody is talking about!!!"   Errr no it's not fuckwit, I can't remember the last time I even heard anybody mention "washing" their carpets.

 Today I popped into town to get some battries i forgot to get yesterday, while sitting on an empty bench in the town centre some dopy woman comes and sits by me, and I mean by me, she bloody nearly sat on my lap silly cow, theres a whole big bench and she stits pressed up against me. Obviously shes never heard the expression personal space, I moved away from her and said whats the matter, bench not big enough for you.
 I've had it with these idiots.