Yesterday while having my morning bath I discovered I'd shared it with a big spider, I noticed when I got out. Mind the spider enjoyed it a lot less than I did, I'd stepped or sat on the bastard, and nobody comes back from being sat on by me!.
Now as he wasn't in the bath when I got in, I can only assume he'd fallen in at some point after. I'd have seen him for sure when getting in, and while I have in the past been know to share a shower or bath, I draw the line at sharing with anything with more legs than me! Yes I'm a fussy bugger I know.
To be fair I felt a bit sorry for the poor sod, there he is just going about his business, a bit of shopping maybe, or paying his gas bill (poor sod) and bingo a splash and then a fat bastard sits on you. Hell of a bad day out.
Now I don't like killing spiders, they are not my favorite creature, but given the chance I'll pop them back outside rather than kill them, as I said they are just trying to live their lives like everything else.
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