Sunday, July 12, 2009

Celebrity news

Celebrity news hot off the press. Katie Price (aka Jordan) says "I'm back on the market" sadly she doesn't say what market, (Swansea market perhaps?).
I suspect she means the dating market, well good news and bad news Jordan, the good news is I'm still single. The bad news... I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole love.

Michael Jacksons back in the news, it seems his sister (remember we never actually saw them together!) now claims he was murdered for his money, perhaps one of his monkey butlers wanted a raise? As the LA police are investigating this, and they had a running battle with Jackson over the child abuse allegations, I can't help feeling that they may not find anything, it depends on how hard they look I suppose.

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