Yes those experts from the British met office have excelled themselves! Tis time with the precise dates of the next British heatwave.... Wait for it!..... May and June!
I kid you not, these big shoe and red nose wearing clowns have managed to predict warm weather for two of the normally warmest months of the year. I dont know how they do it. Is it alien tech, super computers, or mystic bloody meg coming though in a seance? Or are they doing what I supect counts as science by the met office and just guessing?
Well I can do BETTER met office. Heres a few predictions from waynesworldsblog alien tech, super computer, talking bloody cat, mystic smegging meg.
October and November will have cold wet spells and a few storms!
Even better some world predictions. The price of food will go up, the middle east will have conflict, some famous people will die and their will be a terror attack somewhere! Now thats more like a prediction!
Am I Baba Vanga? Am I Nostradamus? Am I fuck!. You dont need the brains of Albert Einstein, to predict the above. Nor do we need a bloody met office to predict warm weather in May and June.
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