Flooding help announced

Well what a surprise, call me Dave (David Cameron) has now offered up to £5000 for flood-proofing for at risk houses.  I say surprise because it's been over 5 weeks of flood damage in Somerset but a few days of flooding near London and  hey presto! all of a sudden it's important, one can't help but think 'posh' peoples houses are at risk now so the govenment must do something.  Bloody sad it didn't happen 5 weeks ago!