A few jokes.... You've been warned.

 

 I get told off for my jokes.  So heres a few, I'll try and keep them clean, but some might be in bad taste.

 

 My mate tells me his wife is brighter than him.  Then the fire brigade arrived and put her out....

 I know a bloke who is better looking than me, has a new van and a cat called Jess....

 My grandfather always used to say if your in a hole stop digging.  Love;y bloke, terrible coal miner.

 Have you seen my new watch?  My uncle sold it to me from his death bed... He's up there now, pinching the lead off the roof.

Well you get the level of my jokes,   I'll get my coat.