Expedition Bigfoot series three. What have we learned??

 Expedition Bigfoot series three (or the "did you hear that ?" show) has finished after fourteen episodes, so fourteen hours of my life gone forever.  So what have we learned??

 We learned the team are telepathic... or telepathetic as I call it.  They seem to know whats going to happen before it happens.  For example one will talk about bigfoot luring his victims away with lights... and then two different members get, yep your ahead of me, lured away by lights.

 We learned the fake drama bullshit has got worse, you know noises then someone not answering the radio, full panic then... " I'm ok I just saw a leaf "or something daft.

 We learned that Dr  Mireya Mayor seems to be trying to distance herself from the bullshit (shes an anthropologist) and says things like "thats similar to gorillas" to cover herself as any hopes of a serious career are vanishing I suspect after this farce.

 We learned that no matter how high tech and clever the team get bigfoot is a darned sight smarter.  Not difficult though, the average banana is smarter than this lot.

 We learned that despite other members of the team using bright white torches some members prefer a red light at the same time..  Now a red light might make sense if your saving your night vision, but is pointless when theres other white light sources around you as they kill your night vision.

 We learned that three years in they still have cheap thermal cameras and crap night vision.  If you look at the latest kit around it's super quality, night time looks like day time, and thats just a grands worth of camera.  The travel channel budget should run to that, trouble is well see the crap fakes bullshit, thats why they use crap gear. 

 And we also learned that despite having all the so called activity they move to a new location every series.  Why?  You know that area, you know where the activity is, you know where to stake out, you know how to get around it and you know "bigfoot" is there, why go somewhere where it might not be???

 Finally we learned that their idea of proof consists of a poor blurry image of a dark figure a few miles away moving back into trees and the worst bigfoot picture I've ever seen (even my dodgy one on this blog is better) it consists of a black screen with a dark grey smudge bottom right.  Frankly it could be anything, theres not even a person shape, just a blured smudge.  That from a state of the art trail camera.  A cheap one will show most of your garden by the way.