More criminal masterminds...

I watched a few more murder programs last week, honestly I'm amazed by just how dumb some people are. One killer a mechanic used a spanner to kill his victims, fine except he had all his tools along the wall with the shape drawn around them to see what went where and what was missing. After the murders he threw the spanner away. Police turned up to interview his as he'd had a row with the victims shortly before the murder and noticed the gap in his tool line up. Knowing the victims had spanner shaped dents in their heads gave police the thought he just might be the suspect.... No need to call in Sherlock Holmes or Poirot here then. Another criminal mastermind buried the victim under his own house under the crawlspace. All fine and dandy if he'd bothered to actually bury the body properly but he left the feet sticking up (no honestly he really did shoes and all) then sold the house.... Dohhh! New owners move in look under the floor and find... yes you guessed it a pair of feet sticking up. The police arrive and fairly quickly realise if the new owners didn't do it then it must be the old owner. So a word of warning if your going to murder someone and you have an IQ in single figures and need help tying your own shoes.... don't, your bound to get caught, probably becuse your a moron and you'll leave your wallet there or something. I actually heard of a bloke who left his dog at a burglary, police put a lead on it and it took them home to the burglar who had forgotten where he left it.