Discovery channel... Oh FFS!

 Today being bored I watched a few series on Dicovery channel... Why do they bother?
 I'll explain, they like to make programs exploring strange mysteries, did giants exist, what happened to the Incas, is bigfoot real stuff like that.
 They send teams of presenters and camera crew all over the world... the problem is they solve fuck all and your none the wiser for watching what passes for a program.
 So next year if I can get funding. My "crew" and I will be traveling the world not solving bugger all.
 We'll be going to Rio de Janeiro and Peking not solving the Jack the ripper murders.
 We'll travel to Iceland, Hong Kong, and the Cape of good hope not solving the Titanic sinking.
 We'll travel to Austrailias northern territory looking for Glen Miller... and not finding him.
 There will be an expedition to Whitechapel looking for bigfoot... I doubt we'll find him but it is London so who knows these days..
 We'll travel to Tristan da Cunha, one of the most remote places on earth looking for clues to Bonny prince Charlie.
 And in the last of the series we'll jurney to Oymyakon, Russia, Easter Island Chile, and, Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland, looking for Noahs ark.
 We wont solve fuck all but neither does the Discover channel, and they make good money putting out their programs..... 
 For a channel called "DISCOVERY"  you wont discover much watching it.