Grow old gracefully... please

 Grow old gracefully... please.
 Today I nipped down the local shop, in the park on the way was a bloke in his 60's out with his grandson. Nothing wrong with that.... except he's playing keepy-uppie and shouting "get in there!" when he manages about four.
 Worse, not to play with or impress his grandson he's only doing it when an adult gets close. It just screams "LOOK AT ME I'M STILL YOUNG AND FIT"  No your not, your a sad old fart who just looks a twat.
 Same as those muppet's you see in pubs and clubs. Bald with a ponytail at the back and nine times out of ten the twats have blue or red John Lennon glasses on.
 Yes long hair and JL glasses were cool and hip. Back about 1970.  Today you just look like a dickhead. It just doesn't work now.
 I see women the same, usually clothes WAY too young for them and god help us all the dreaded "Swansea black".  Not we're not talking racist here, we're talking women in the 70/80's with dyed  jet black hair (known locally as a Swansea black).
 Sorry ladies it doesn't make you look younger. it looks hideous and silly. Nobody over about twenty has jey black hair like that, it's just wrong. Grow old gracefully... please.