I'm not a celebrity get me the smeg out of here!

 Well good news, I have some of  the leaked next seasons list of celebrities for next years " I'm not a celebrity get me the smeg out of here!".

Dr Edwin Flangeplate. Butterfly collector appeared on BBC's countryfile in 1992

Donald  Seedratter  Butchers assistant who has served Michael Winner twice.

Katie Price.  Used to get her jugs out a lot back in 1996, more recently known for getting married a lot.

Betty Moredock. Worked at a hairdressers next door to the hairdresser used by Joan Collins.

Derick Collins. Appeared in the background of Top of the Pops in 1969 (now slightly dead but says that wont stop him re-booting his career.

Jayne Morley-Smethwich. dog trainer who trained a dog for Mel Gibson, sadly the dog was run over before Gibson got it.

Proffesor Harris Baconslice.  Nearly appeared on the sky at night in 1975.

Mary McDonald  Appeared in the tv series  The Sweeney when she accidentally walked past the camera.

Richard M Dickson. Cousin of the man who was the great nephew of the great grandson of the man who wrote the music for the film Village of the Dammed 1960.



Seriously though how hard is it to find real celebrites, not the bunch of has-beens no hopers and who the bloody hell are they's that they have now!