Wayne on the warpath!

 When I get to be prime minister or king look out!  Some things I'll be changing.

 Disabled parking spaces.  It should be an offence to park in one of these if the disabled person isn't with you, punishable by death by beheading!  Being a fat lazy bitch isn't a valid excuse.

 Mini roundabouts.  Either remove the bloody things or teach the fucking morons around here how they work.  For those who don't know (and that appears to be about 85% of the people here) you give way to traffic on your right, and your supposed to drive around them clockwise. Not just drive across the front of traffic blindly on the wrong bloody side.  Twats!

 One way streets.  Please note this actually means your only supposed to drive down it in one direction, That direction is marked by a sign, it doesn't mean you can drive down it any way you like because you can't be bothered to go all the way around the one way system.