Monday, October 13, 2014

I am soldier 2014 (film review)

IMDb "I Am Soldier follows Mickey Tomlinson (Tom Hughes), a military chef, who attempts the most dangerous military selection known to man: The Special Air Service (S.A.S.) selection. The S.A.S. Is the United Kingdom's most renowned Special Forces Regiment, tasked with life threatening missions in some of the most dangerous places on the planet. Mickey has more military experience than simply being a chef, something he doesn't let on to the other candidates... Mickey is smashed by this selection process - his mind, body and soul scream for mercy as he endures torturous speed-marches over the steepest mountains, running for his life during 'Escape and Evasion' and then facing the most evil interrogation possible, during the deadly phase known as: 'Tactical Questioning.' Even after everything, there is still only one way you can really prove yourself: in combat... Many try to get into the S.A.S. Only the elite make it."

Well where do I start?   The film is set in Wales/England with some of the footage of real locations (the Brecon beacons ) It would appear that the production crew got the military details from a book, probably Andy Mcnab (real name Steven ) anyway while some of the details are spot on, many others are totally wrong, theres also a big chunk of the selection process missing, the jungle traning.

The film stars Tom Huges as Micky an army chef taking part in winter selection (theres a summer selection as well) also in the movie is Nole Clarke (micky from dr who) he plays a sort of up market Ross Kemp from ultimate force, with a beard which you cant have as the gas masks wont seal around your face.

The first part of the film is based around the selection process, the later half is the small group and the Sergeant carrying out a mission to save London.
Now why only 6 men including the sniper take on 11 bad guys armed with machine guns and a dirty bomb isn't explained, nor is it explained why 2 new recruits are part of this mission. Logically it would make more sense to send a bigger more experienced group.

While I could sort of live with the mistakes like sunshine through a window in Wales at 4.30 on a winters morning, what drove me barking mad was the way it was filmed. It's filmed in a sort of desaturated arty docudrama style, thats bad enough but for some reason the transitions between shots keep cutting to blackouts, add in the flickering/strobing effects and it's hard going just watching the thing.

I seriously advise you not to watch this if you suffer from photosensitive epilepsy



Waynes rating 3/10 watch it for views of the Brecon beacons in winter (and leg it before the crap ending)

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