Saturday, December 31, 2022

The end of another year/torch of the year.

 

 It's new years eve and another year nearly over.  So whats it been like?  Frankly, crap!

 The usual stress should have got better when my mother went into a care home, it hasnt, if anything it's got worse.  Shes now moaning about everything, constantly, the food, the careres (who seem nice enough) the homes going to fall down.  Her room is bugged to listen to her conversations. WTF would they learn?  My mum was a nurse not a spy, and she spends most of her time alone in her room anyway, nothing to hear.

 Sadly thats not all the stress, my cars electrics are playing up again, noting major, just a PITA just before MOT time, as it does every year.

I've got house problems, thats another drama unfolding, thats a bigger job to get sorted, proably months of work, and cheaper to knock it down and start from scratch, sadly thats not an option.

 

Anyway enough of my whinging, and onto TORCH OF THE YEAR!!!  insert drum roll here.

Waynesworldblogs torch of 2022 is.....   Trraaaa  Raaaa!  the Lumintop EDC AA.

 Yes a cheap, small single AA or 14500 battery torch.  Just about small enough-ish to fit on a keyring, or will slip in a pocket no problem.  It has reasonable battery life, loads of light, especially on a 14500, and it comes with a diffuser to make a mini lantern type torch.

 I have to say with all the other torches I've played with and tested this year, this ones grabbed me, it's the one I reach for to use every time I need a quick light, like yesterday looking for bolts to build a bed.  For it's size it's impressive, if this was my only torch I'd not worry being stuck at the top of pen-y-fan at night, it would get me down no worries.


The Lumintop edc and a AA battery



Thursday, December 29, 2022

Lumintop GT Nano torch review.

 

 The Lumintop Nano is a courious torch. In truth a tiny copy of it's bigger brothers (the biggest needs seeing to believe)  this one though is tiny, like a toy almost, it would fit inside a christmas cracker no problem.

 That said it's not a toy, it puts out a whopping 450lms on turbo, ok battery life on high (about 350lm) is only about 20 minutes, but this thing is tiny, and with the power set to around 30lm you might get an hour or two.  It uses the tiny 10180 battery thats 80mha. No thats not a mistake, 80mha. It can be used with a longer tube and a 10440 battery though, these are around 300mha, so you'll get a lot longer run times.

 The beam choice like it's big brothers is a thrower, this tiny torch  lights up at least a 100 metres, my test distance and theres enough spill to see where your going.

 This really is a keyring torch, it's a bit longer and the head is fatter than a AA battery.  It's really light too.  And as batteries are cheap and the 10180s are tiny, three spares would take up about the same space as a AA battery near enough.

 The interface is... well simple and complex.  It has a click for on, hold down the single button to ramp up or down, double click for turbo and double click again for strobe. Oh and four clicks for lockout.  Sadly theres more, the torch is configurable, you can choose the power of various setting and light levels, turn off ramping and have steped light levels, chose your strobe mode and frequency, even alter what temp the torch "steps down" to prevent overheating (I'd suggest you leave that one alone)

 If I'm honest I'm baffled whay they used such a complex interface on a torch thats this small.  And thats it's one real flaw, it's so small it's akward to hold in your hand.

 So whats my take on this, well as an everyday carry, it's battery life is painfully short on full and the throw beam not ideal for a walk around torch, yes it'll work and you'll have no trouble seeing where your going, but not for long.  Personally I'm going to buy the longer tube (cheap enough) and a couple of 10440 batteries, these will give a lot longer runtimes as they have about 4 times the capacity, and frankly the longer length will make it easier to hold.  Ok I'll lose the tiny size, but it still wont be big, and a thrower in the pocket is handy for seeing whats off in the distance.

 Shown here with a AA battery for rough scale.





Some famous people who died this year

 

 This is just some of the well known and famous people we have lost this year.  Normally I post this around new years eve, but this year I dont know if I'll have chance to post again before then so I'll do it now.

So many of these have brought pleasure to many of us, and so many big names.  A sad loss.

 
Queen Elizabeth II (1926–2022)

Leslie Phillips

Tom Owen

Robbie Coltrane

Angela Lansbury

Kirsty Alley

Terry Hall

Hilary Mantel

Bill Turnbull

Steve Grimmett

Robert Clary

Darryl Hunt

Bernard Cribbins

David Warner

Stuart Margolin

Paul Ryder

Steve Bronski

Gary Friedkin

Monty Norman

Mona Hammond

Frank Williams

Lester Piggott

Patric Tambay

Andy Fletcher

Alan White

Kay Mellor

Ricky Gardiner

Dennis Waterman

Stuart Margolin

Clarence Gilyard

Luke Perry

Ric Parnell

Stephen Greif

Ann Davies

June Brown

Jason David Frank

Peter Bowles

Lynda Baron

Veronica Carlson

Anna Karen

Ruth Madoc

Gary Brooker

Norma Waterson

Jo Kendall

Barry Cryer

Gary Waldhorn


Tuesday, December 27, 2022

A very strange Christmas.

 

 

 A very strange Christmas!.   No not the title of a Dickens novel.  Although best remembered for a Christmas Carol, he wrote a lot of books between about 1834 and 1870 when he died.

 No my strange Christmas was because it was very different from the normal Christmas that I've spent for decades.  The norm has been a big family get together at my mothers house, this involves days of food shopping, hours of turkey cooking, and Christmas dinner about 3.30 in the afternoon, usually cold by the time the plating up and arsing about has finished.

 This year was different.  I had the turkey cooked the night before, I had dinner in my own house, piping hot, and dishes washed before 2.00.   And I could have a drink, normally I cant drink at Cristmas before the evening when I get home, this year I sat with a VERY large Mcallans and watched the utter shite that passed fro Christmas day telly.  Seriously who picked this load of tat to watch?  Theres better telly normally FFS.

Saturday, December 24, 2022

Merry Christmas everybody. Ho Ho Ho!!!

 

 Yes Merry Christmas everybody.  Many thanks for those of you who have followed or viewed my ramblings over the year.

 Its the time to polish your glittery balls, feed the cat glitter so next doors lawn gets sparkly presents from Tiddles (dont actually do this I like cats) Wrap up lots of presents neatly, Not like my presents which look like the dog packed them, not helped by running out of bloody wrapping paper, and the stuff I had was terrible, thin doesn't come close.

 I put my tree up yesterday, took me about 10 minutes, I threw it up.   I mentioned before my Christmas spirit is lacking, and my body isnt too clever either, my backs knackered, I've had a headache for 4 days, which isn't a good thing.  Mind with the stress this year, thats not really a suprise.

 So onto the photo, it's ME as Santa, mind I look more like evil santa, but I have to work with what I have

May your Christmas be a good one.  Regards and Ho Ho Ho!




Friday, December 23, 2022

Busker 3 black and white picture

 The last of my busker shots, all taken on an old canon 30d with a fixed 35mm lens, this was part of a challenge I was doing.



Thursday, December 22, 2022

Busker 2 black and white picture.

 A second busker. Shot on an old Canon 30d and 35mm lens.



Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Busker 1 black and white pic

 

 Shot today on an old Canon 30d with a Canon 35mm lens.


 

Last day of Christmas shooping for me.

 

 Tadays the last day of my Christmas shopping.  I've only had one day so far and todays the second, I'm not getting much, most are having money anyway so thats sorted.  This is get a replacement card for my mother who wrote the wrong names on my sons card (her grandson)  Get some book tokens as a gift for someone else.  Then it's home and make a cottage pie, which wont take too long.

 The only other thing I'm going to do is take some pictures for a competition, it's about using just one lens, the "nifty fifty" or 50mm lens or equivilent on a crop sensor camera, I'm taking an old Canon 30d and a 35mm canon lens, I'm not leaving good kit in a car during Christmas shopping.

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

I'm tired of idiots

 

 Yesterday I had to stop my car to avoid a woman and dog walking down the middle of the road, now it wasnt that she didn't see me or that she was crossing the road, no she was just walking down the middle of it.  When she saw me comming she made no attempt to go on the pavement (on both sides of the road) She just stayed there in the middle and waited for me to stop.  If it wasnt for the dog I was tempted not to stop.

 Speaking of dogs, also yesterday in the poor light of dusk I walked past a man with his dog, I couldn't actually see the dog, he was in bushes 15 metres away, neither could I see the thin black string the dog was on.  Luckly there was something about the way he was standing made me suspect a dog.  Had I not been looking for it, I could easily have fallen over the stupid invisible dog lead.  These need to be banned, seriously they do.

 Yesterday I managed to find my Christmas tree decorations.  Truth be told I dont feel very Christmas spirited this year.  Yes I got a few presents, the rest get money.  But I haven't put my tree up, and I've sort of half done my window lights, I say half done because my candle arch has died after many years of service.  I did spend an hour playing with it, with a tester and spare bulbs but the bastards not having any so I've binned it.  It's too late to buy another, and I cant be arsed!

 My cars electrics I've mentioned many times.  Being a Ford the electrics are designed to be crap.  Ford, designed by computer.  Built by robots.  Reapired by mechanics... daily  Well yet again this time of year the electrics start playing silly buggers. Frankly I'm sick of the thing.

Sunday, December 18, 2022

How hard can it be?

 I really do wonder how hard can it be to design something properly?

 I've got a new hair clippers thingy, the one I've had for years died.  This one works just fine... well except for the cable to charge it.  You see to plug it into the mains theres a small plug, that will only fit one way around.  Fair enough no built in polarity protection.  But the problem is the plug has to go in at a special angle as well, not just a simple plug it in.  Oh no! It's a challenge from a bloody tv game show to get the plug at exactly the right angle.  Why FFS?

 My cars a bit the same, the first few times I put fuel in it checked half back out, again theres a "special" secret angle.  Again why?  No other vehicle I've owned had this issue... Mind it is a Ford, and they are always weird.

 Then theres energy saving lightbulbs, yes they do use less electric which is a good thing.  Sadly they use a TON more electric to make, cost 20 times the price of a simple old fashioned bulb, and have the lifespan of a mayfly... a very poorly mayfly, one with a cough and chest pains.  So you buy a new "energy saving" bulb every 2 weeks, very energy saving then.

 I've mentioned shampoo bottles before, lets design something intended to stand on the side of an uneven bath and make it top heavy. Sheer genius!  Lets be honest, only a person with the intellect and wit of a tuna in a cat sanctuary could come up with an idea as clever as that.  On the plus side they'll never figure out ho to breed.

 Same with mouth wash, so dangerous it needs a child proof top, unlike whisky or brasso.  obviously much safer to put in your mouth then... mind brasso tastes like shit, and getting a cold one is impossible in the shops...


Saturday, December 17, 2022

Flambiant and more ice and leaves

 

 First the flambiant.  Now up to a few weeks ago I'd never heard the term "flambiant" it's a process of exposure blending done in photo editing programs like Photoshop and popular with estate agents.

 Now as I say I'd never heard the term, but I had used the process and similar ones to blend images, although that said I've not done a lot of estate agent work.  Not really my thing.

 The process itself is simple, essentially you take three shots of the room with the camera tripod mounted.  One with just the ambiant room lighting, one shot with flash bounced off the celing, and one shot exposed for the outside of the window view. 

 In photoshop these are stacked as layers with window layer on top, then ambiant layer in the middle and flash layer at the bottom.  Use photoshop align layers to make sure they are all aligned properly. Go to the window layer and add a hide all mask, go to ambiant layer and set blend mode to luminosity and opacity to around %50, now go back to window layer and with the brush tool (on the layer mask) paint the window back in  with a soft edge brush.  Thats more or less it.  Theres plenty of videos on youtube if you want more detail.

 Now the ice and leaves, yes it's shot on the phone again.  I do have to go out with the camera soon though, theres a competition I fancy entering, no prize just a bit of fun.




Friday, December 16, 2022

I've heard it all now!

 

 Yes I've heard it all now, this worlds fucked!  Today I heard people were  physically sick after finding out the story behind the little golden lion on a golden syrup tin.

 It seems Lyle the founder had strong religous beliefs, the lion was meant to be the lion Samson killed to collect honey from the bees that came to the dead lion.


 Seriously?, physically sick after finding out a logo on a tin of syrup is based on a book story.  How bloody mental do you have to be to get affected by that.  How many people even buy bloody golden syrup these days, not many I'll bet.

 If morons get sick from that how the hell will they cope when they lose a close family member?  or their cat dies, will they have to go to rehab, or just a padded bloody room somewhere.  FFS whats wrong with people these days.

Adverts, dont companies think about the message they are sending out?

 Whilst huddled over a pile of buring £50 notes (cheaper than putting the central heating on) I was thinking about some recent adverts.  Some companies have very clever advertising agencies, but no common sense.

 Theres one advert showng a car driving around Cruffs parade ring, very clever, going up a seesaw ect, except whats your advert really saying?  This cars a dog!  That what it says to me.

 Theres the classic Christmas advert with a table creaking under the weight of food and people from every nation in the world gathered around for a traditional family Christmas dinner.... family?   Errr No!  And who can afford that much food anyway.

 My personal favorite in the Virgin airlines advert.  My god, what a plane full of of weird, odd and scary people.  If I got on a plane and saw that lot, I'd get off quickly.  No way am I flying with Virgins dodgy looking bunch of crazies thank you.  I'd rather fly Iran air.

 We have car adverts on deserted roads, where the fuck do they film them, I cant find a deserted road!

 Adverts for electric cars, they way of the future... and the powers that be asking us to cut power usage to avoid power cuts...  Well thats a good reason to buy an electric car then.

 You see the problem with "clever" adverts is they dont sell your product.  When I see an advert for a product with a weird family, I dont associate myself with that product, I dont want to be like them, it's that simple, and if I buy that product, I might be as horrible and weird as them.

 For me the best adverts are simple ones, not because I cant see how clever your advert is, because you tried to hard to sell your shit to me.  If it's that bad you have to wrap it up in crap to sell it, they I dont want it.

 Buy Franks bread, it tastes great!...  Thats all you need, you dont need a baker on a Jamican beach, making bread on a jetski and delivering it by helicopter to a family of 158 nationalities and cultures, in the real world that never happens outside the UN building, and not ofen there are they speaking to each other.  

 Try reality for a change, thats where your customers live....  sadly!

Tuesday, December 13, 2022

No Christmas spirit this year.

 

 I've got no Christmas spirit this year, haven't even put my decorations up yet, can't be arsed!  I know it's not just me, my brother feels the same and other friends haven't bothered decoration yet either.

 

I've only bought a few presents, yes I know I'm a last minute kind of guy!  But I have left it late, no idea what to get most people.  Hell I haven't got my brothers birthday present yet and his birthday is in november.

Monday, December 12, 2022

Frosty leaves 3

 

 Got a really busy day again today, I'm shattered before I start, still someone has to do it.  Another frosty leaves shot.

 


 

Sunday, December 11, 2022

Frosty leaves 2

 

 Taken in very poor light yesterday evening.  Frosty leaves on a wall.

 


 

Saturday, December 10, 2022

Frosty leaves

 

 Took this picture on my way out last night, frosty leaves, and jolly cold it was too.

 


 

Monday, December 5, 2022

A few black and white shots

 New to the blog but not recent photos I'm afraid.  I've still not had time to go walkabout with a camera yet.

These were shot at a wedding a while back, they are what I call detail shots, they are handy for backgrounds for album pages and for the bride and groom to remember the day.

Normally they'd be in colour, but I've turned them to black and white, because I'm bored.




Saturday, December 3, 2022

B17 crash NTSB early report

 

 The NTSB has released it's early findings on the mid air crash of a B17 and P63.  As I understand it the report says that the bomber stream and fighter stream were instructed to cross over from the 500ft line to the 1000ft line (from the crowd) the bombers were on the 500ft and the fighters on the 1000ft, swopping them over was probably to give the crowd a closer look at the fighters.

 As the two streams of planes crossed it appears the P63 was following a P51 and it's thought the pilot thought the bombers were clear, and from his turn angle he couldn't see the B17 but could see the P51 infront he was following.

 The proper full report will take a lot more time and try to understand more of what happened and who if anybody may be at fault, this early report is just that, the NTSB's early report, their conclusions may change if more data comes to light.

Thursday, December 1, 2022

Playground

 

 Walking last night in the mist I spotted this shot of a playground, theres something a bit "off" about seeing it like this.  The mist was actually quite bad in places, but had thined out by the time I took this.

 


 

Monday, November 28, 2022

Aviaition news

 Well it's been a courious week aviation wise, for some reason the numbers of light aircraft hitting powerlines is well up.  This mostly seems to happen during the landing approach, and even odder the passengers usually survive (not always though)  Why this is happening is anybodies guess, maybe having powerlines on runway approaches is a bad idea, they are supprisingly hard to see even in good lighting.

 A helicopter has crashed with loss of life, hardly big news sadly, this one however was made in the late 1950's.  Thats a 70+ year old helicopter not only still flying but working, not just doing airshows as a vintage display aircraft.  I know aircraft are expensive, but this thing is old, well it was, theres not much left now.  We need a realistic age limit for working aircraft, not just keep it going until someone dies.

 Staying with helicopters, two flying to an island had a decision to make, turn and take the longer route or fly into bad weather.  One turned, the other took the direct route.  The fuel tanks and a body were found floating in the sea. The aircraft taking a route around the bad weather landed safetly.

Tuesday, November 22, 2022

Oh dear, it's going to be one of those days!

 

 So far today, we've had broken glass, a very high voltage electric shock and now a broken hoover to deal with... and it's only nine thirty in the morning.  What will the rest of the day bring?

Saturday, November 19, 2022

What a shanbles the UK is!

 

 It'll come as no supprise to anyone living in the UK that the country is a total shambles, but just how bad it is might supprise many of our overseas cousins.

 The migrant crises.  We're paying France around 63 million euros a year to stop migrants leaving France, yet tv footage shows the French police  (think allo allo police here) either ignoring the migrants carrying boats down the beaches or in some cases actually helping them.  

 Same as our so-called rescue services.  They have been caught in touch with the trafficers in France arranging to pick up the migrants, thats people trafficing and a serious criminal offence, anyone booked yet?  No chance!

 Then theres the £66 a month energy grant, great idea... well it would be if they were actually organised enough to send the grants/vouchers out.  The UK figues show only about 50% were used, thats because only about 50% of people actually got them, I haven't had the second one and it seems I'm not alone.

 Covid boosters.  How hard can it be to organise this really?  After all they managed to set up all those centers, and testing centers, and loads of portable hospitals during the covid crises.  Yet now it seems they cant organise a simple booster jab.  

 I got a letter offering me one, fair enough.  At a chemist no less.  Sadly not my local chemist, in fact not even a chemist in my town, in fact in a village 14 miles away from where I live with no real public transport... on a sunday.  Seriously!  How the hell are people supposed to get the jab.

 And another thing, we were all told chemists couldnt give us the jab, it had to be "special" centers with doctors in case of reactions to the drug and the very low temp it had to be stored at.  Well that was bollocks for a start then if it's now available in a bloody chemist.  Why not give it with the flu jab at locals chemists.  

 My mother got her letter sent to the care home where she lives, that was for a a town over 20 miles away in a chemist again, the town the home in is begger that the area with the chemist her jab is at.  Theres no logic, only madness.

 It's as if they dont want us to have the jab, which will cause infection rates to rise and then they'd have an excuse to bring back lockdown.  WTF are they playing at?

 Still look on the bright side, only four prime minsters till Christmas left!  Roll on an election.

Friday, November 18, 2022

B 17 crash update

 

 After watching more footage of the B17 and P63 mid air crash from a different angle, it now looks more likely the P63 pilot lost sight of the B17.  The P63 is known to have somewhat poor visibility forwards and down (it's got a long nos) from the angle of it's turn into the formation it looks like the B17 might have been in it's "blind spot" so it seems likely the P63 pilot simply couldn't see the B17.

 The NTSB will have a report out in about 6 weeks with it's early finding.

Miserable day

 

 Well today isn't turning out to be fun so far.  

 This morning I started compling my list of celebs who have died this year.  I post this around the new year every year.  This year I started early, so many familar names and faces, some I've had the privilage of meeting, some have given me many hours of entertainment, some have made me laugh.  

 I dont mention this usually when I post the list, but it's worth remembering that we have lost our comics, singers, actors etc, their family have lost a dearly loved family member.  While our lives are going to be worse for not seeing them on stage or screen, the familes loss is much much worse our thoughts should be with them.

 Now I'm off to visit my mother in her care home, then it's shopping, I just love shopping, I love standing around waiting because the tight bastards who run the shop wont pay for enough staff to man the tills.  I love the half dead morons who shuffle about like bloody zombies not buying bugger all, and I love queue jumpers.  

 One threatened to fight me last time I shoved him and his wife out the way and got into my rightfull place in the queue, when I said I'm standing here and not running away and good luck they moved to another till, I did wait outside for a bit but they must have stopped for lunch or something.

Monday, November 14, 2022

Lights and the "glow"

 The lights and glow of the steelworks.  Shot on...  yes you guessed it the phone!




B17 flying fortress crash Dallas

 Sadly this week has seen the loss of a B17g flying fortress and a Bell P63f kingcobra in a mid air collison over Dallas executive airport.

 Video of the accident shows the P63f hitting the B17 behind the wing and cuttng the aircraft in half, both planes flying low in a flypast fall to the ground with the loss of all 6 abord both aircraft.  

 The video show the P63f turning in to formate with the B17 but doesn't seem to turn out in time and hit it.  It's impossible to say from the video if this was caused by the P60 misjudging things, a malfunction of some sort (controls jaming?) or maybe the pilot just lost sight of the B17 or suffered some medical issue.  Either way the B17 had no chance to take any avoiding action.

The NTSB will be investigating and determine what actually happened.  Sadly 6 people enjoying what they do and giving the public a chance to see historic aircraft have lost their lives.  Our thoughts for their families.

Monday, November 7, 2022

Torches have come a long way!

 

 Yes torches have come a long way over the years.  Back in the 1970's my torch of choice was the army issue right angle torch, this used two D cell batteries and gave a fair amount of light for what it was.  Then the mini maglite became popular, much more light for a small and lighter torch, they were all the rage with my unit, and I loved it.

 Some time after that when I did a bit of caving (not much) we started getting Petzel headlamps, these like the Maglite had a focusable beam but gave out more light and had a longer battery life, but were bulky and akward to carry when not in use.

 Fast forward some decades and Tesco came out with a 4w led torch, this only slightly bigger that the mini Maglite was WAY brighter.

 Now with the high power leds of today torches have a power thats just staggering, even something that will fit in your pocket will light up a field, no comparrison to the torches of old, the move forward in tech is mind blowing.  Indeed they seem to be close to doubling output every two years or so.  

All we need now is the same boost in battery tech and us torchaholics will have it made.

Sunday, November 6, 2022

Living with the new torches

 

 Well it's beena few weeks since I got the last few torches I've reviewed, so I thought I'd update on how they are going and how I like them.

 First off I'll start with the Nitecore LR12.  Well I've used it properly now and while it works well, it's not my favorite.  First off I find it a pain that theres no memory and you go back to low every time you turn it on, then theres a twist or two to get to the light level you want.  In real world use I find the second mode 60lm (24 hours) enough to safetly move around on rough ground at night, although it's not throwing very far ahead (as the design for the diffuser see review) after an hour or so it wasn't even warm at the head so thats a good plus.

 Lumintop tool AA.  This little beast is the torch out of the three recent one that I've used to most, as it's small and always in my pocket it's hand for those quick look behnd the fridge type jobs.  In real world use mode two with a 14500 batter 85lm (6 hours) is the one I'd probably use for walking at night.  It's bright enough to move in safety and it throws better than the nitecore, quite enough light, the other more powerfull mode are just amazing.

 Lastly the Olight Warrior X3, well the good news is the holster has loosened up a bit and the torch is easier to get in and out, although still not perfect.  The light levels, well low mode 300lm  (8 hours) is a load of light, and the beam design means you can see a long way off as well. Then full is just bonkers, you can see things half a mile ish away, although battery life is only about 2 hours in full power.  The buttons I've got to grips with, as I suspected at the time it's me rather than any fault with the torch.  This torch is in my hand most of the way home incase I need to relight the sun!

Misty road

 

Got this last night with the phone, still not had chance to get out and take proper pictures.


 

Saturday, November 5, 2022

Interesting week aviation wise

 

 Been an interesting week aviation wise.  Three light planes are missing in various parts of the world.  The number of major airline aircraft having birdstrikes is getting worse, I cant remember seening this number in a year before.  

 Theres been a rather high number of planes suffering depressurisation issues too, a worrying trend to those who remember the Helios accident, in that case an issue led to the deaths of 121 people.

 And finally, how unlucky do you have to be to be on a medevic aircraft and then hit a deer on take off, the patient continued on a different plane, I cant find out how the deer faired... probably badly.

Thursday, November 3, 2022

Mary Poppins grave and my burn scar.

 

 I know I post some odd titles on this blog, but this one is right up there with the oddest!

 First my burn scar.  Some months back while on a secret missing behind enemy lines I burned my hand, my wrist to be more exact, it left a scar.  The good news is the scar is fading. Now it may show up when I get tanned if the sun ever comes out again, but I'm not that bothered if I'm honest.

 The bad news is the secret mission behind enemy lines was probably in my kitchen (close enough to enemy lines, you haven't see my kitchen) the truth is I dont know how I burnt it if I'm honest, I didn't notice at the time as it was a deep burn, they dont hurt much when you do them as the nerve ending get seared.

Mary Poppins grave.  Ok if I'm totally honest this isn't actually the real Mary Poppins grave.  Thats because the real Mary Poppins isn't dead, she's 87 years old and alive at the time of writing this.  It's just the brolly stuck in the grass made me thing of it (what a warped mind I must have?) and if I remember rightly it's the wrong sort of brolly, I think her's had a round handle but I may be wrong.

 Now for my errrr... famous Dick Van Dyke Mary Poppins film impression " Cor blimey, ello Mary Bobbins it's me Bert the chimney sweep" done like Van Dyke in the worst cockney accent you ever heard, not helped by his voice coach being Irish and he couldn't do it any better than Van Dyke. apparently.  

 Indeed it was so bad it was voted second worst fake accent ever heard in a movie or tv series, first place went to Sean Connery for his accent in the Untouchables.

 


 



Monday, October 31, 2022

Happy Halloween!

 

 Halloween, or all hallows eve.  This ancient tradition goes back a long way, some claim it's roots are Pagen.  It's a day for remembering the dead and departed, and some claim it's the time of year where the veil between the living and the dead is thinest.

 Some more Halloween selfies.

 




 

Sunday, October 30, 2022

Autumn Leaves

 

 Autumn is upon us, the leaves are falling in large numbers, mostly on my bloody path.  But the colours are nice. Quick snap on the phone.


 

Halloween selfie todays pic

 

 Yes it's another halloween selfie from me.  More tomorrow on Halloween proper! 



Saturday, October 29, 2022

Halloween selfie and massive headache

 Heres todays halloween selfie, and I have a massive headache today so I'm not a happy bunny.



Friday, October 28, 2022

Thursday, October 27, 2022

Halloween selfies

 

 Still stupid busy trying to sort out stuff so no time for proper shooting pictures, have got some silly selfies for halloween though, I'll post a couple a day till halloween.



 

Sunday, October 23, 2022

Fed up!

 

 What a joke my life is. I'm on the go all day every day, if I'm not going somewhere I'm on the phone saving the bloody world, not that I care much about it any more.

 Today Sunday for normal people, a so-called day of rest... bloody joke again!  I planned a nice quiet day, sit down chill out do what normal people do on a Sunday, watch telly or read the paper. No chance.

 I'm woken up by bloody banging, then I have someone deciding that todays the day to clean up the house, this despite the fact every days a day off for them, I'm lucky if I get a day a month with sod all to do.  So instead of relaxing and chilling out (something I seriously need to do) I'm having to stop every five bloody minutes to sort something out.

 Honestly I seriously considered getting in the car and just driving to a car park and relaxing there, I dont get 5 minutes peace in my house.  Made worse by the fact that it's probably the only chance I'll get to do fuck all for weeks. 

 Being serious I really cant go on like this, I'm burned out.  My age and health issues are not helping, but by far the biggest problem is not having any time to chill out.

 

Monday, October 17, 2022

Just stop oil morons!

 Well done to the just stop oil morons who threw soup over a Van Gogh painting the other day.  What have you proved?

 Well you proved your morons and criminals for causing an act of criminal damage, you've also shotn you have little grasp on reality.

 You see while Van Gogh did use oil pains the amount of oil actually in them is tiny, the lorry that delivered your tin of soup used a lot more just on one delivery than VanGogh used in his life.

 Secondly, what is the alternative to oil?  With power cuts planned for this winter due to the long shortage of power stations and the goverments mental plan to get the UK cars all electric, sooner or later the lights will go out.  Your protests will be in the dark ages.

 Why stop oil protests here?  America uses far more oil than we do and produces the most oil, followed by Saudi Arabia, Russia and China.... but your protesting here in the UK about stopping oil? Maybe your protests would be better held there?

 Lastly why the choice of targets?  Expensive car dealers, famous painting, nothing connected to oil really, not Shells head office or some oil terminal.  No your just vandals targeting stuff  because your spoiled brats with no life trying to get famous. 

Oh and by the way, those high-vis vests your wearing are made of nylon, thats made from oil based material, you've used moreoil  than Van Gogh, time to soup yourselves.

 Loosers Loosers!

Sunday, October 16, 2022

Stress is getting silly now.

 This last week or my stress levels have been high, I mentioned recently the problems with my mothers health.  Frankly things are not getting better or easier.

 I'm going from one stressfull phone call to another, then half the times it's down the hospital miles away.

 The thing is this cant go on, it really cant.  I'm too old for all this nonsense, I'm not getting much sleep normally, now I'm getting bugger all.

 Trouble is when I'm very tired I'm a grumpy git, I dont suffer fools gladly at the best of times, and the staff at a certain hospital are getting so far up my nose I'm getting close to becoming the hulk... "you wouldn't like me when I'm angry".

 It's been a long time since I last lost it, then a neighbour got thrown over his own car just for blowing his horn at me, he wasnt badly hurt, but his horn blowing days were over after that, lesson learned.

 So a top tip people, if you see a grey haired grumpy bastard, give him a wide bearth... it might be me...

Saturday, October 15, 2022

Nitecore LR12 review

 

 The Nitecore LR12 is not the sort of torch I usually tend to go for, my choices are more EDC or tactical, this isn't really either, although it's certainly got possibilities as an EDC torch.  I suspect the  main target market for this will be hikers/campers, but as I say it's got possibilities.

 The LR12 is pocket size at 11cm (bit over 4 inch) long retracted 16cm (about 6 inch) open and about 2.5 (1 inch) wide.  It feels solid and has a magnetic tailcap.

 Theres 5 light modes low 1lm 900 hours.  Medium 60lm 24 hours. High 230lm 6 hours.  Max 1000lm 1 hour..  And becon, no time listed but it's a 1000lm (I'd guess and say a good few hours runtime)

 The torch works like a lipstick, you twist the ring near the bottom and the white diffuser slides out to give you a lantern, the end of the diffuser is open so you still have a torch beam as well, and retracted it's just a normal torch.  The base twists to turn on and cycle through the modes.

 Well done to Nitecore for using a standard 18650 battery, this means spare batteries are cheap, easily available and can be " borrowed" for other items that use the standard battery.  Other torch companies could take a lesson from this, custom batteries are a PITA.

 The beam itself is quite floody, as it needs to be to light up the diffuser, but that said theres a decent throw as well, this isn't a long range search the hillside from a mile away torch, but with the spread beam for a walking search it's lights up a good area.  As a lantern it also works well, easily lighting up my biggish living room at night, I could read by this no bother with it on a bedside table.

 The beacon mode flashes about once a second (roughly) and is bright.  If your lost on a hillside this would be visible from a long way off, probably miles in the pitch dark.

One thing that struck me early on was the lack of texture in the body, most of the torch is smooth, I've not tried using it with thick gloves but I wonder if it might be a bit slippery in the wet with gloves, it does come with a lanyard though.

 So with power cuts planned for the coming winter/next year this could be a usefull addition to any home, I'm hanging onto this one, I suspect with the floody bright beam it might come in handy for photography too, lighting up things in low light.

Shown here with a double A battery for scale and the diffuser all the way out.

 


 



Hell of a few weeks

 I know I haven't posted much in the way of pictures for the last two weeks, truth is I hardly have time to sleep.  My mother was "rushed" into hospital twelve days ago after a fall, I say rushed because theres no ambulances so it's a taxi.  Then after a nasty bump on the head and her being on blood thinners with a serious risk of a bleed on the brain we waited and waited and waited to see a doctor, then it was several more hours before a scan (that should have been done first thing) was finally carried out, nineteen hours average wait in casualty.  Fucking joke!  Better thke the emergency part off accident and emergency then!

 So the last two weeks its going over her house (another town) and hospital visiting (also another town) a visit means the best part of three hours.  While this is going on we're trying to sort out a care home.  My brothers found a nice place (also yet another town) so now it's trying to sort some stuff out of her house.... except!!!!

 Well this week she's gone very odd, first thought is a bleed on the brain, but as hospitals havent a clue even asking for another scan is greeted by "Oh I dont know anything about it" this from a so called nurse who knows fuck all about the patients in her CARE.  Finally after over a week and several complaints it's discovered shes got a serious infection, something she didnt have when she went in.  Well done NHS.

 So now with her on a drip of high dose antibiotic she cant leave the hospital, this means paying over seven hundred quid a week for a home shes not in, mind it is nice, if she doesn't move in I might, food smelled fantastic when I was there taking some stuff over.

 Trouble is I'm now running about like a headless chicken, from town to town to town, and we cant do much in the house incase theres a dram and she has to go home.  What a bloody shambles!!

Friday, October 14, 2022

Olight Warrior X3 torch review.

 

 The Olight Warrior X3 is a tactical torch, probably intended for police or military applications.

The Warrior X3 is a lump of torch at about 16 cm (6 inch) long and about 4 cm at the widest (1.5 inch) it's a bit of struggle to call it a pocket torch, although it will fit a decent size pocket, it's not light weight either.

 The torch has two modes, high and low.  Low is 300lm with eight hours run time, and high is 2500lm, this drops after 2.5 minutes to around 800lm for a little over two hours.  

 The torch comes with a two stage tail switch and a silcone and metal tactical "grip", the metal one is the knuckle duster looking ring in the photo on the side of the torch.  This is possible of questionable legal status here in the UK but I've left it on for a reason, we'll come to that later.

 The torch also features three glass breaker beads around the front bezel intended to break car windows in an emergency, although I suspect the metal warrior ring would do the same.  It used a custom 21700 5000ma battery, and it's an olight battery or nothing, it also has olights magnetic charging system which is simple and easy.

 In use the torch has a thrower beam with a few hundred yards/metres no problem, it's also got enough spill to use as a walk around torch and not just a spotlight like some longer range torches.  The 300lm setting might not sound much but with a polished reflector it's bright, plenty bright, and full power is very impressive.  

Indeed I suspect shining this in someones eye could do real damage at close range (it warns you not to do this) theres no strobe but I doubt you need it, one good flash and your attackers going to be knackered.

There are however some issues, first the two stage button takes some getting used to, a quick flash is easy by just holding the button down but getting the timeing right to turn it on and off for constant seems tricky to me, that may just be me though.  The second and by far biggest issue is the supplied holster.  Its solid, well made and sturdy, the flap is magnetic and it's for molle compatable straps.

 The problem however is it's stupid tight, mine is anyway, thats why the warrior ring is still on, it take a real hard pull to get it out of the holster, it's a two hand job really, one hand to hold the holster still and one to riggle the torch, seriously you can hold this upside down with the flap open and shake and tug it, it aints coming out.  If your after a quick draw forget it!

In use it's bright, has a decent battery life, although I'd prefer a standard battery to the custom supplied to make swopping over easier, it's also got a fair self defence option, it's a lump and with with the warrior ring getting hit by it would be no fun at all.  Sadly it's not cheap, although with the target market in mind thats probably not a proble.

Shown below with a double A battery for scale.



Some avaition news

 

 Interesting week for airlines, the number of tyre and wheel related issues seems to be well up,   A Boeing 747 dreamlifter lost a whole wheel and tyre on takeoff, and theres been a lot of failed or burst tyres reported, as the numbers seem well up it seems maybe some related cause,various air accident agencies are looking into it.

 In another incident a home made untralight aircraft crashed killing the pilot/builder.  It seems odd to be advising building your own plane is a bad idea (well unless your name is Mr Boeing) but I'm doing because it's a bloody silly idea.  

 I know the idea of flight is well known and should be easy but it's not, building a safe plane isn't simple, the Wright brothers had at least 8 major crashes, and a lot more scares.  Please dont build your own plane, pretty please.

Wednesday, October 12, 2022

Lumintop tool AA 2.0 review

 

 The Lumintop tool AA torch is a keyring/pocket size torch which punches above it's weight. Around 9cm long (a bit under 4 inchs) and about 1.5 cm wide (around half inch) it's small enough to fit a keyring or a shirt pocket.

 It has 5 modes, 4 light levels and a strobe, although as you have to cycle through the light levels to get strobe it's not really usefull as a self defence option.  It works off a double A battery or a 14500 battery.

 On a double A you get a low mode 3.7lm for 60 hours, a medium mode 28lm around 12 hours, high mode 140lm 49 mins, and turbo mode 220lm for 21 minutes.  Now 21 minutes doesn't sound long, for 220lm from a torch this size is impressive, and the 28lm mode is bright enough to actually walk about at night, and thats about 12 hours.

On a 14500 battery (same size as a double A) you get low mode 16lm 37 hours, medium mode 85lm for 6 hours and 9 minutes, high mode 360lm 79 minutes, and finally turbo mode is 650lm for 35 minutes.  That much light from something this size is just amazing, it's seriously bright, and in the real world either of the medium modes is quite enough to move around in the dark.

 The beam itself is fairly floody but still lights up a fair distance, fine for what is a small pocket torch.  It also comes with a lantern type diffuser, this would work fine in a power cut or a tent. It has a clicky tail switch but will tail stand, a magnetic base is also available for it.

 This is going in my pocket for everyday carry.

Shown here with a AA battery for scale





Monday, October 10, 2022

Buds and another long day planned!

 

 Todays going to be another killer, it started at 8.30 this morning and I wont sit down till 10.30 tonight I suspect.  I'm here, there, and everywhere all day!

 Still nobody it said life was easy.

Onto the picture, it's a heavy crop off... yes the phone again, I need to get out with the proper camera, but I need sleep and time to eat first so thats going to have to wait.  It seems to be someflowers opening, but it's late in the year so I'm not sure?




Saturday, October 8, 2022

What a day yesterday!

 

 What a hell of a day yesterday was, I was woken up by the phone ringing as usual, then it was off to two different hospitals miles apart, and two different chemists, also miles apart which involved going back and fro through a busy town at peak times. I also went to a friends house and accidently got his daughter out of the bath, I'm guessing I'm off her Christmas card list now.

Going back to my car after the second hospital I find the main road properly flooded and my car parked in another bloody flood, this meant wading back to my car.  Luckly my car had James Bond underwater abilites and started and drove fine, although I had wet feet for the rest of the day.

 The day finished with me having a flu jab and more phone calls.  

To say I'm knackered is putting it mildly!  And.. it all starteded again today with the phone ringing, back to hospital no2. Check mask and flippers... whoopie -do!!!

The gatepost

 

 This is the picture I mentioned in a previous post my phone wouldn't email, it's the fine detail that affects file size.  Keep in mind this was resized in camera... errr phone and cropped and resized again in photoshop for the blog, to be fair the qualities still not bad.  If you open the pic then right click and chose the view file option you can see the full blog size (not original image) but it's bigger..


 

Friday, October 7, 2022

My new phone a minor issue

 

Some of you will know I have a new phone, a Samgsung A52s 5g, and to say I'm impressed is putting it mildly.  Battery lasts for ages, and I use the phone a LOT, the camera is amazing, and I haven't got around to using all its features yet.

 I have stumbles across one minor issue with the camera though, not a fault and easily sorted.  I'll explain.

 A week or so back I took a picture of a stone gatepost with ivy on it, nothing amazing, but I likes the texture. A few days ago I went to edit it for this blog, thats when the problems started.

I cant be arsed to take the memory card out of the phone, it's a bit fiddly and I dont want to break it, (I'm a bit on the heavy handed side) so to get my pics off I just email them to myself, easy-peasy!  Well it was.  The gatepost pic didn't send, I'd sent a few other pics, the dog pic I posted earlier and a few others that haven't made the blog, but the gatepost just didn't go.

 Now I have had this before, if my signals crap the phone waits till the signals back up and sends then, but this sod didn't go, so I sent it again... that didn't come through either, so I tried a few more times, still nothing, other pics no problems but the gatepost, not happening.

 Ok I think, theres obviously something wrong with the pic, maybe corrupted or something, but the phone still see's it fine.  As I've had sod all time I've only had a quick go at sending it, this morning I took a proper look, thried again still nothing, then I pull up the details on the pic, Ahhhh!  It's too bloody big to email.

 Seriously, the picture file size is bigger than 25mb, for a jpeg, it's the fine detail that bumps up the size of images, a big bland sky and a smaller file, this ones got tons of fine detail.  Good job I didn't use the raw file option, I'd guess thats going to be 75mb or bigger.

 Sorting it was easy, edit in camera and theres a resize option, I just came down one file size 6000x4000 pix maybe? and that sent, mind thats 14mb then.  Still I have it now to edit in photoshop and post, tomorrow if I get time.

dog of many faces

 No it's not a clever time consuming photoshop job, the new phone did it all itself. One of those filter thingies built in.  Seeing as I haven't time to do any proper photography this is all I have.



Thursday, October 6, 2022

Tree eye?

 

During the second world war there was a saying "walls have ears" this means carefull what you say in case the enemy is listening.  I dont know about wall having ears but this tree looks like it has an eye! 

 Shot on the phone, and cropped a fair bit




Wednesday, October 5, 2022

Horses for... well riding really!

 

 Back in my younger days I rode horses quite a lot, truth be told I haven't done it now for  maybe 40 years.  Horses a strange creatures, they'll stand still during a riot with explosions going off and petrol bombs bursting.... but if a carrier bag blows across a road they'll go mental and throw the rider in the nearest hedge.

 Dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle "Ian Fleming

 With the above in mind the safest horses are these ones.




Tuesday, October 4, 2022

Welsh NHS a shambles!

 

 My numerous past experiences with the Welsh NHS has shown me it's a shambles, chaos might be better.  Indeed a word that adequately describes it has still to be found... at least one I could use in polite company.

 This week I had a fresh experience, that has confirmed that a dead pigeon could do a better job of organising casualty than whoever runs it now.

 At 6.30 pm my mother fell over again, hurting her hip and sustaining a head injury (she's 88 years old and on blood thinners and disabled).  She pressed her lifeline button and an ambulance was called, my brother was on scene (from some distance away) by about 6.45, I arrived about 7.15 after waiting for a taxi (I was out) the Ambulance service arrived quickly at about 9,30 pm... 3 hours for a disabled 88 year old with a head injury and possible hip or pelvic fracture (way too long)  

 Still 3 hours isn't bad for an ambulance... except it wasn't an ambulance, it was a Saint John ambulance man in his car, a first aider really.  My medical training is way more advanced than his.  Still to be fair he did a decent job of checking her out, he was thorough and did all the checks he could without the gear an ambulance would have had, things like a hear monitor for an elderly patient with a pacemaker... (I'd already dont most of the important checks long before he arrived)

 By now it's about 10.20pm, getting on for 4 hours after a head injurly for a lady on blood thinners, this is an important detail, your much more likely to suffer a bleed on the brain if your on thinners.  Thats a life threatening condition that needs urgent and fast treatment.  I can get an ambulance he say, but it'll be tomorrow morning by the time it comes.

 So an 88 year old disabled lady with a possible pelvic fracture, a possible bleed on the brain and a dodgy hip is sent rushing to hospital in a ... taxi, well rushing isn't the right word, he took his time, mind with a wheelchair in the back this was probably the right call.

 On arriving at casualty at Morriston hospital I did the hand over, the notes included the St Johns written comments on a possible bleed to the brain and I also stated this on handover and told them about the blood thinners, this should have set off alarm bells, it didn't!

 After seeing a nursh my Mum was sent to xray where they xrayed her hip, no brain scan no doctor .  At about 03.30 am we saw a doctor for the first time, it's now 6 hours after a fall and head injury and a possible bleed to the brain.  This response it just way too long.  Casualty itself is chaos, nurses are to busy on their phones texting if and when you can find one.

 The doctor asks for the brain scan but as the nurse didn't order one all she has is a hip xray, this shows a pelvic fracture, and of course a taxi ride and 4 hours in a wheelchair haven't helped.  She orders a brain scan, better late than never, at about 05.15 the doctor passes by and asked how the scan went, we tell her it's not happened yet, and she goes off to get it sorted.

 About 06.45am my mother finally has a brain scan, 12 hours or so after the fall.  Frankly if she had a bleed on the brain she's be either dead or serious by now, a totally unacceptable and unprofessional delay for so-called heathcare system.  The brain scan should have the first thing done, not the last.  

 The lack of proper ambulances was easy to explain, they are all outside the hospital with patients sitting in them because Morriston has no beds for the casualties, this means no ambulanes for those dying on the floor.  What a total disgrace the Welsh NHS trust is!

 No beds available?  Why?  during the covid panic my local area was able to provide "pop up" hospitals (actually old factories) with 1.340 beds available, yet there wasn't 8 available for a huge hospital to empty ambulances and get them bad on the road.  

 What happened to the beds?  Later the next day we waited in a huge empty room with a few chairs in it, an empty ward really, 20 beds would have gone in there no bother.  Honestly this lot couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!  Average waiting time in canualty on a Sunday night, 19 hours.

 To add insult to real injury, the tv's on the wall of the crammed waiting room kept showing videos telling people how important it is too see a doctor quickly if your injured, and "time counts"  the first 3 hours are vital, yet it was 6 hours before we saw a doctor.  Maybe time to take the adverts down, oh and get some comfey chairs, 19 bloody hours on a shit chair makes even the patients carers a bloody casualty.

A photo showing some of the 8 ambulances and 3 paramedic cars that spent most of the night outside Morriston hospital..  God know whey the paramedic cars were there, they dont carry patients.

 The Welsh health minister should hang his head with shame at this joking shambles that  passes itself off as a caring health service.  Better still quit and let someone else do a proper job of running it!



Sunday, October 2, 2022

Les Bicyclettes de Belsize 1968 film

Les Bicyclettes de Belsize 1968. 30 minutes

 What a courious little gem of a film  Made in 1968 as a short filler for the film Twisted Nerve (the films shared a soundtrack release as well) and Staring Judy Huxtable and Anthony May.  The film revolves around the man  May) riding around Hampstead area of London on his bike, and crashing into the billbord of the woman Huxtable) and falling in love with her.  A sub plot follows a young girl who also falls for the man (May).

Coriously the Belsize park area doesn't really come into the film much despite the films title, although Hamstead is close enough to it.

 The film is a bit comedy, more a musical, and a hint of love story.  What makes it a gem is goos acting, a fun plot and good music, indeed the theme went into the top 10 sung by Englebert Humperdinck. 

 Well worth a watch if you can find it.








Saturday, October 1, 2022

A few more pictures

 

 I'm running out of pics again. Recently lifes been a bit hectic with one thing and another.  Might try getting out tomorrow if the worlds leaves me alone long enough.  For now some more odd pics.




 

Friday, September 30, 2022

Selfie with a difference.

 

 To be honest I've never been a big "selfie" fan, you know pics of me in front of the Taj Mahal or the Eiffel tower.  I tend to be the one taking the photos rather than in them.  Mind my last phone selfie camera was crap.

 Fast forward to now and my new super-duper phone and I find I'm taking more selfies than I have, in fact this week I've taken more than I've done in the last decade.  Ok some are a bit.... Errr odd, no not that sort of seflie!  Not showing my err gentlemans bits.  I'm odd but not that odd.  No these are just my face but with odd effects.

 Heres a sample of what I mean



Thursday, September 29, 2022

Waynes teddy rescue update

 

Back in July 2020 I took some shots Bears behind bars and the other related posts leading to waynes teddy rescue center (see post for details)  My charity based on one of several yachts in Cannes harbour raised some concerns of the spending of the donations. 

 It's not true I tell you, those yachts provided the best care for stuffed teddies in the world (and I did ok too) there were even complaints about my staff of scantily clad dancing girls.  There were all highly trained stuff bear carers... honest.

 So putting that behind us I have some new rescue "animals" who also need a yacht of their own, because the bears and unicons wont mix.  That means asking for more donations, cash, rubies, gold whatever you have spare behind the fridge.  Send donations to Waynes yacht (the biggest) Cannes harbour France.

 Now to the pictures of the poor mistreated stuffed "animals" who need your help. And food is bloody expensive here too.




Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Elivis Festival Porthcawl 2022 last batch

 

 These are the last of the Elvis related shots I got from this years Elvis Festival.  Thanks to all who let us take pictures.