As the actress said to the bishop.....

 As the actress said to the bishop, touch it and you pay for it...  Yes a rubbish joke but something many could learn from.
 Twice in the last week in my local supermarket I've seen people going along the shelves just touching every item for nothing. 
 In one case it was jars of gold blend coffee, the bloke was taking each identical jar off the shelf to read the labels.  Now I'm not talking different roasts, the same fucking jars.  What did he hope to find different?  Trouble is your contaminating every item you touch.
 In the other case a bloke was turning all the tins of soup so the labels faced out. WTF is wrong with people? you can still see what bloody soup it is even if it's turned slightly, and yet again your handling stuff some other poor bastard is going to buy.

 So here it is folkes touch it and you bloody buy it... as the actress said.