Eurovision song contest 2019 WTF!!!

 Well the Eurovision farce contest.... errr,  song contest I mean,  was on last night. Britain rocketed into last place.
 I honestly wonder why we bother entering, we are one of the biggest financial contributors, yet the last time we won was 1997 with Katrina and the Waves with "Love, Shine a Light".
 The voting is a disgrace, countries voting for their mates regardless of how terrible a song is, it's just an exercise in tactical voting now.
 Then theres the Australia's entry... Australia?   What the fuck are they doing in the Eurovision song contest?  How long has  Australia been in bloody Europe?  I know theres Continental drift, but it must have speeded up since I last bought an atlas. Last time I checked it was 9.442 bloody miles away.  Obviously it's now bumped into Europe. The red light district in Hamburg (Reeperbahn) must be full of fucking Koala bears and Kangaroos all on the make, the Wallaby's have cornered the local drug scene in Paris no doubt.
 Seriously why bother calling it the Eurovision contest when it's open to anybody.  Why do we bother entering, it pulls less viewers UK wise than eastenders or coronation street do regularly.