Christmas..... Oh God....

 Yes it's soon to be Christmas again.  You can tell it's turned December, easter eggs are in the shops and the hated Christmas FUCKING music is blasting out, has been for a while now.
 I wonder why the shops haven't figured out it actually puts people off shopping rather than spend more?
 Yes the joy of turkey collecting is looming in the distance, that was a shambles last year, if it doesn't go better this year I'm taking a can of petrol with me the year after, I'll teach the bastards some Christmas spirt, like to see your xmas puds burning? Watch this!
 Now wheres my bloody turkey?