My invite to the royal wedding....

 Well it seems my invite to the upcoming royal wedding has got lost in the post. 
 I Gave Prince Philip a quick ring to see if he could sort me another, and his advice was stand outside Gregg's in Windsor and remember to wave as they go past. When I mentioned I'd be waving but only with two fingers he suggested I give it a miss.
 Being serious I wont be watching it on telly even. This is costing the British taxpayers £30 million +  just for security. What a joke, one of the richest families in the world and the people pay for their weddings. Maybe time the families paid like the rest of us.