Oh Smeg!

 I've just come home with my son from getting food and there is what appears to be a giant Banana outside next doors house.  I can see it but my son say's he can't.
 This raises two possibilites.  One, it's there and he's telling fibs... Or.  Two, it's not actually there and I'm seeing bloody giant bananas... Which makes me.... Well bananas I suppose...   Oh Smeg!