Weather....

 Well we are on our second dry day, no doubt a hosepipe ban will be in force any time. 
 This week the climate change "experts" (it's not called global warming any more, you'll find out why in a minute) who for years have been predicting doom and gloom with the earth getting hotter, and making us all pay a green tax. These by the way the same "experts" who got trapped in the sea ice thats all supposed to have melted a year or so back.
 Anyway it now seems our sun going into a low activity cycle, this means a mini ice age is lightly.
 So we have global warming and an ice age at the same time.... You couldn't make this stuff up could you.