Adult TV

While waiting from my program to start I worked my way through all the various channels in my sky box (yes I was that bored!) I even went through the adult channels, boy what a shock!  I was half expecting soft porn but what I actually got was a lot worse!  A lot of bored looking women in tarty reveling costumes  hardly a turn on to be honest, they weren't even good looking women, there's much better looking (and sexy)  women on QVC for heavens sake.
And why is it these 'models' all seem to think that waving a leg or humping the floor is sexy?, I suppose it might work if it looked remotely genuine, but it looks so false it just looked silly.  And the lips, my god, the size of them, they put Mick Jagger to shame, they looked like bloody sink plungers glued to their faces.