What is it with kilts? Now I'm not knocking the traditional national dress of the Celts (and others) I'm talking about the men who wear them to weddings.
Blokes with no real Celtic connections insist on wearing the most inappropriate dress for men ever designed, lets be honest here guys, we were never designed to show off our legs, they are not smooth elegant things, they are scarred lumpy knobbly things that scare small children on the beach. And worse... far worse, is the pulling up of the kilt and giving the world a flash!
Why in the name of all that's sane do grown intelligent men insist of giving us all a flash, these normally respectable hard working blokes throw common sense and decency out the window as soon as a kilts buckled on. If our legs were meant to be hidden there's other parts that definitely shouldn't be on shown in public.
So please people, don't wear a kilt, not now, not ever! No honestly, really don't! You will look a wally, it's insulting to the people who have real claim to wear them, and you'll end up showing the world your "bits" and trust me that makes you look even more stupid.
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