Yes the jokers at the met office (the people who cant get the weather forcast right) have issued a SEVERE weather warning for friday!
Yes close your door and windows, secure garden furiture to stop it being blown away. Stay indoors! Nail the cat down to keep it safe. 70mph winds are going to kill you all they say, Well thats more or less what they are saying.
I wonder how we all survived all the planets human history without forecaster? I mean stone age man got up in the morning and went out to club lunch to death with a branch. He didnt close the windows on his cave because some spotty twat with a laptop told him it was dangerous to go outside. He could tell by looking.
Fast forward to the 1800s Man with a shotgun goes outside his farm and blows a bunny rabbits head of for lunch, He looked out the window first, then he got on with life. He didnt have a spotty twat telling him what to do.
Fast forward to now! Now we're all afraid to leave the house to buy food because some spotty twat with a laptop looks at the radar picture of Ecuador and see's a spot of rain and panics. " Oh my god rain, wind doom, the worlds ending" Every house in Britain will be blown away Fucking muppet!
Why dont we scrap this bunch of vilage idiots who can never get the bloody FORECAST right?
Churchill got a realible forecast for bloody D-day 70 years ago. We've come a long way havent we, sadly backwards....
