Calendar April and May pages

Heres April and May.

Spud the dog chilling....

Yes, it's Spud chilling out on his favorite leather arm chair.

Accuweather, whats accurate about it?

 I've had Accuweather on my phone for ages and the one thing I have noticed is it's consistently WRONG!  Indeed today according to last nights forecast was sunny with some clouds, in fact it's 100% cloud cover (overcast) and raining, so only about 100% wrong as usual.
 I suppose if I look at the "forecast" and expect the total opposite it'll be about right.

Go-Pro file sizes?

 I shot some video the other week with my Go-pro hero 4 black, in fact I shot about 15 gb -ish, not too bad you'd think.... Except when I convert it in Go-Pro studio it ends up around 35 gb, + the original 15gb, then I have to export it, thats another 3.5 gb (and thats only 720p)
 So my original 15 gb is now around 54 gb.
 God help if I start shooting full length films in 4K, I'll be using a cray supercomputer just to store the bloody footage....

Finding Bigfoot "Dude it's a squatch"

 Well series nine came to a dramatic end this week with the team spotting a possible bigfoot.
 Earlier they had heard strange noises, seen mysterious red lights and finally spotted a large creature walking on two legs, one of the team goes to investigate saying "do not follow me" and just after "dude it's a squatch"
 Dramatic climax to series nine.... Ahhh!,  not quite, it turns out the "squatch" is actually Steve one of the members of the local bigfoot team helping them.
 So well done guys, nearly ten years work and you've finally caught a bigsteve on camera....  Clowns.  I'd quit while your ahead guys, thats the best your going to get.

The thermal image.

Killing Bigfoot.... I give up!

 Well I made myself watch the first three episodes of "Killing Bigfoot" and... Well where the fuck do I start!
 The show is so obviously staged and fake my IQ went down 20 points just watching the fucking thing.  The only way any of these muppet's will kill a Bigfoot is if they accidentally run it over on the way home.
 New members leaving their posts and wandering around in a woods full of alleged hunters, seriously?  How monumentally stupid would a person have to be to do that knowing they are all supposedly out to shoot a human like creature.
 One of these imbeciles even supposedly gets himself "treed" by one after his gun jams, so a highly experienced hunter after a claimed big game animal and no back-up pistol and a poorly maintained firearm.
 The hunters are shown sitting in the woods, obviously lit with lights and filmed by a camera crew, yeah, thats going to make it hard for Bigfoot to spot them then.
 Fake staged bullshit!!!!

Top Gear (BBC) has returned

 Well with little or now fan fair the BBC Top Gear/flop gear program returned to the screen last night.  The bad news is it still hasn't got Clarkson, Hammond and May.  The good news is the Bloody awful shouty Chris Evans has gone   YEAH!!!!!
 Whether that'll help the program survive is anybodies guess, but frankly with Evans it had no chance.