Expedition bigfoot is back

 

 Yes the loan awaited fantastic series of Expedition Bigfoot is back!  Yeahhhh... Ohhhh crap it's back and worse than ever.  Remember I watch these so you dont have to.

Well in this series logic is packed away and thrown out with the trash!

Episode one. One of the presenters and his cameraman dressed in ghillie suits (very good camouflage that make you look like a walking bush) creep up a steep hillside to get to the high ground,  this is where they plan to spend the next few days just watching. What the army calls an OP (observation post) This is actually a good idea.

They spend the first night watching over the valley below.  The second day they build a proper OP by digging in and covering it with a camouflage sheet.  To be fair they do a decent job.   Thats where it goes tits up as we used to say.

While having a daytime watch they see a shadow, and I mean a shadow, it's just something faint in the trees, probably really a shadow..  So they decide to go all the way down to the valley a few miles to see if it's left any tracks.

They leave their cleverly built hide and in normal clothes walk all the way down, search for ages and then climb back up using a torch for the last part as it's now getting dark.  Now none of this makes sense for a few reasons.  

Earlier we're told by the same presenter bigfoot is noturnal, yet they "see" the shadow in daylight, we're also told by the same presenter he doesn't want to give away the location of his hide, yet he's just gone in and out and used a bloody torch.  Why bother using the ghillie suits to hide going in at the start, what was the point?

To make matters worse two other presenters were just a mile and a half away from the sighting at ground level, thats a half hour walk in to them. The presenter in the hide was in radio contact he could have "talked" them onto the target area without leaving the hide and it would have been quicker and easier and avoided giving away his location.

After getting back to their hide using torches and knowing full well they are looking for a nocturnal creature what do they do?  They curl up and go to sleep.  Both of them.  You couldn't make it up could you! Why both, one could have kept lookout.  

But thats the whole point, oh they left a camera watching them sleep so you could see them wake with a start when something arrives right outside their hide, panic, waving cameras, cant see fuck all.... Cliffhanger ending of episode.  

Will they find bigfoot?  Will we see it on camera?  Will they die?  No it's all fucking fake.  This lot couldn't find bigfoot!, they couldn't find their own arses with a mirror on a stick FFS!