Note to Christmas TV advertisers....

 Putting on long silly Christmas adverts with people in horrid Christmas jumpers, blasting Christmas music and showing a table with £600 worth of food on really doesn't make me want to run to your shop and buy stuff, in fact it makes me want to shop somewhere that hasn't got the FUCKING TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS MUSIC!  I was in Tesco's a few days ago and we couldn't talk it was so loud.  It's a shop not a disco you stupid bastards.
 For God's sake turn it off, we're all sick of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!