So whats in the news today ?

Well the children's Paddington bear movie is given a PG certificate after the joking excuse for film classification "The British Board of Film Classification" decided that Paddington skate boarding was too dangerous.  It's bloody CGI you idiots, it's not a real teddy bear.

Bob "mad hair" Geldof is asking if the people in Africa know it's Christmas.... Err well actually it's not bloody Christmas yet you prat, and beside the people your trying to help live in mostly Muslim countries (where most of the Ebola is) and they don't bloody celebrate Christmas at the same time of year as us, so how stupid are you!