It's more a serious question than a joke. How did us oldies survive? Your wondering what I'm talking about. It's the nanny state.
This week I've seen loads of stay home, pull your curtains and hide under the sofa, the suns coming out, as it does in summer and it's going to get hot (as it does in summer) Why for Gods sake? Other hot countries dont panic every time they see the sun.
As well as the oh my God your going to fry and die warnings, we've now got Welsh Water saying theres going to be a water surge due to hot weather. That means people are going to use more water.
Of course they are you twats, tthe collection of village idiots that passes for the government has been issung panic warning for weeks about the heat. Oh my God your all going to die unless you hide in the fridge and drink 20 gallons of water a day.
The problem is it's all bollocks to control the people, keep them afraid and you can pass any law you like.
So every summer it's oh my God your goung to burn, and every winter it's of my God your going to freeze to death. Of couse the Whithall aseholes didnt care enough to let old age pensioners have a winter heating allowance, while they claimed their water bills and heating off the taxpayer as expensise.
This brings me back to how did the old people survive? I mean us oldies are still here after 70 years of summers and winters, 60 ish of those with no warnings telling us to hide behind the telly every time the suns comes out from behind a cloud.
So heres my REAL advice. Cover your head and wear sunscreen in the hot weather, drink plenty, but dont go mental, you can wash out the salts in your system by drinking gallons. This is why soldiers took salt tablets on hot climates, a packet of salted crisps and a banana will be great for the sodium and potassium you sweat out.
Then go and enjoy yourself, somewhere with shade is also a good idea, if you start to overheat you can cool off in the shade..